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YUK!YUK!

YUK! We are who you call when you don't know who to call. Since 1991, we have specialized in delivering high-quality, reliable services for tasks that others might be hesitant to undertake. Our exclusive clientele trusts us to handle the messy aspects of life, and we take pride in our commitment to building a better future through community partnerships.

Let us be the 'WHO' that manages the 'HOW', covering your 'WHAT'.

Make the Call to Cleanup the Mess!

(844) 327-8985

"Our Service Ambassadors undergo both State and FBI background checks."

Modern Life is a Dirty Business
~Luxury Dirty Jobs Service~

YUK!

The "Clean-Up" Specialist
Sensitive Situation Cleanup

YUK!

'The Fixers':

Beyond: Just being a handyman. YUK! is the single point of contact for all pristine abode maintenance requests. Report issues from residents, tenants, and property owners directly to our service (via phone, website, or email). We triage the request, prioritize safety, integrity, privacy, and results, ensuring it's "as if it never happened."

'The Cleaner':

YUK! your trusted partner for discreet luxury dirty jobs. We deliver tailored discreet sanitizing and trash valet, property health check, rent-ready turnover cleaning & restocking, and air quality treatment through dynamic pricing, while knowing your environment is impeccably kept to the highest luxury standards.

'The Technician':

YUK! provides white-glove estate advisory and management for high-net-worth clients and property managers. Discreet digital Meth quantification property testing, subterranean system deep cleaning, post special event remediation. We are preserving your assets, maintaining your lifestyle, and ensuring a piece of mind.

'The Professional':

YUK! handles the problematic situations: Unique cleaning services, hoarding situations, estate-scale waste management, and forensic cleaning. Our experienced professionals discreetly tackle the filth, ensuring your privacy and transforming your space into a clean, safe haven.

'The Associates':

Welcome to YUK!, where vision meets pristine function. We meticulously maintain creative spaces, from high-end office spaces to mansions, yachts, and private jets ensuring they remain spotless and inspiring. We handle specialized cleaning, discreet repairs, and all the "luxury dirty jobs" with precision and care.

'The Troubleshooter':

YUK! your discreet inquires specialist. Unlock a strategic advantage in property ownership and development with our expert due diligence. We handle all your tenant, and vendor background checks, plus property analysis. Fortify your business and optimize your real estate portfolio with our reliable support.

Exclusive Property Maintenance

Troy Auzenne

Founder and Chief Alchemist

In a world that values visibility, we value discretion. YUK! is a luxury dirty jobs service for an exclusive clientele who requires expertise and integrity for tasks others won't—or can't—handle.

Our foundation is built on the unique background of our founder, Troy: a licensed private investigator with a decorated law enforcement history and a project engineer's precision gained from building prisons for the Federal Bureau of Prisons, working at NASA, and FEMA. This isn't just about getting a job done; it's about a relentless commitment to confidentiality and a proven ability to manage the most sensitive of situations with meticulous care.

For those who value their time and peace of mind above all, we are the silent partners you can trust.

Custom Cleaning

Sample Rockstar Clients

Working Together

Dirty Jobs

~ Fortune 500 CEO's
~ CBRE
~ A. Vernon Allen
~ Notre Dame College
~ Architectural Network, Inc.
~ Boughton Architects
~ CMC Property Management
~ Club at Pelican Bay
~ East Naples United Methodist
~ First Presbyterian Preschool
~ Gambro Healthcare
~ Marine Supply
~ Geauga County Job & Family Services
~ Cuyahoga County Adult Protection Services
~ St. Mary Roman Catholic Church
~ Sunset Nursing Home
~ Hickman Lowder

Forensic Cleaning

~ Noble Laureates
~ DHS/FEMA
~ DHS/USCG
~ Jon of London
~ North Collier - Health Park
~ North Collier - Outpatient
~ Physicians Primary
~ Prudential (WCI) Communities
~ Best Moving & Storage
~ Commercial Cleanup
~ Fields Door and Hardware
~ Richard L. Bowen & Assoc.
~ Naples Marina
~ Naples Land Yacht Harbor
~ Banfield Vet Clinic
~ St. Cecilia Catholic Church
~ Epiphany Catholic Church
~ Naples Beach and Golf Hotel
~ Coverall Cleaning Concepts
~ Lee County Human Services Dept.

Trash Removal

~ Sovereign Operators
~ USDOJ
~ Howard Hanna Real Estate Services
~ Capital Properties Management
~ Frontline Services
~ Famicos Foundation
~ PEPSI Co.
~ Verizon Wireless
~ ZOM Living
~ Pharmaceutical Resource
~ Truly Nolan
~ Villas at Greenwood Lakes
~ Wyndemere Homeowners Assoc.
~ Benjamin Rose Institute
~ Cleveland Hts. Office on Aging
~ Lowes Home Improvement
~ Methodist Weekly Day School
~ Hoarding Connection of Cuyahoga County
~ Collier County Human Services Dept.
~ RE/MAX

Estate Waste Management

~ World Renowned Real Estate Developers
~ Lee County, Florida
~ Western Reserve PM
~ Community Partnership on Aging
~ Howard Hanna Property Management
~ Geauga County Human Services Department
~ SORRENTO Bonita Springs, Florida Condos
~ Pelican Landing In Bonita Springs, Florida
~ Cuyahoga County Division Adult Protective Services
~ City of Naples, Florida
~ Case Western Reserve University
~ Colliers: Global Commercial Real Estate Services
~ Cuyahoga County Solid Waste District
~ The Thea Bowman Center
~ NASA Lewis Research Center
~ Rocky River Senior Center
~ City of Cleveland Adult Protective Services
~ Club Pelican Bay
~ Kids' Health 20/20
~ Keller Williams

Delegate Your Essential Tasks to Trusted Professionals.

The Western Abode of Ablution

YUK, LLC

3857 Birch Street, #3216

Newport Beach, CA 92660

The Eastern Sanctorium

YUK, LLC

3695 Green Rd, #22073

Beachwood, OH 44122

Beachwood, OH. * Naples, FL. * Laguna Beach, CA. *

https://cleaningforareason.org/yuk-is-cleaning-for-women-battling-cancer/

Ohio Department of Public Safety
License Number: 20182100261406

Dun & Bradstreet D-U-N-S® Number: 118491156

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