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YUK!YUK!

Welcome to YUK!, your go-to fixer for the plutocracy since 1991. We specialize in delivering high-quality, reliable services for tasks that others might be hesitant to undertake. Our exclusive clientele trusts us to handle the messy aspects of life, and we take pride in our commitment to building a better future through community partnerships.

Let us be the 'WHO' that manages the 'HOW', covering your 'WHAT'.

Make the Call to Cleanup the Mess!

(844) 327-8985

"Our Service Ambassadors undergo both State and FBI background checks."

Modern Life is a Dirty Business
~Luxury Dirty Jobs Service~

YUK!

The "Clean-Up" Specialist
Sensitive Situation Cleanup

YUK!

'The Ethical Fixers':

We specialize in discreetly resolving chaotic and urgent situations. Our unique blend of logistics, security, and creative intelligence delivers rapid solutions, transforming challenges into opportunities. We prioritize safety, integrity, privacy, and results, ensuring it's "as if it never happened."

'The Cleaner':

Your trusted partner for discreet dirty jobs. We deliver tailored discreet cleaning and the fairest prices on data center cleaning, power washing, and resource allocation through smart pricing, while knowing your environment is impeccably kept to the highest luxury standards.

'The Technician':

We provide white-glove estate advisory and management for high-net-worth clients and those with physical limitations. As your "guy who knows a guy," we discreetly handle unique tasks and errands, saving you time and effort. Reclaim your time by entrusting your estate to our expert team.

'The Professional':

YUK! handles the truly nasty jobs: trauma scene clean-ups, hoarding situations, bed-bug item and furniture removal, and forensic cleaning. Our experienced professionals discreetly tackle the filth, ensuring your privacy and transforming your space into a clean, safe haven.

'The Associates':

Welcome to YUK!, where vision meets pristine function. We meticulously maintain creative spaces, from high-end office spaces to mansions, yachts, and private jets ensuring they remain spotless and inspiring. We handle specialized cleaning, discreet repairs, and all the "luxury dirty jobs" with precision and care.

'The Troubleshooter':

As trusted, licensed private detectives providing answers and advice. With over 30 years in clandestine consulting, our experts offer discreet, thorough remediation for sensitive situations, combining integrity and innovation. Referred by top law firms and real estate brokers, we navigate complexities with professionalism.

Troy Auzenne

Founder and Chief Alchemist

Troy is an innovator in the discreet luxury dirty jobs services industry, committed to fair and personalized pricing that caters to all budgets. With over twenty years of public service experience, including roles at NASA, FEMA, and in law enforcement, Troy brings a wealth of expertise to his work. Troy holds a Bachelor of Science degree with distinction from Arizona State University and has pursued further education at Harvard Business School. As a member of the Harvard Business Review Advisory Council and a graduate with meritorious service from the Cleveland Heights Police Academy, Troy exemplifies a dedication to lifelong learning and high-quality service.

Sample Rockstar Clients

Working Together

~ Fortune 500 CEO's
~ CBRE
~ A. Vernon Allen
~ Notre Dame College
~ Architectural Network, Inc.
~ Boughton Architects
~ CMC Property Management
~ Club at Pelican Bay
~ East Naples United Methodist
~ First Presbyterian Preschool
~ Gambro Healthcare
~ Marine Supply
~ Geauga County Job & Family Services
~ Cuyahoga County Adult Protection Services
~ St. Mary Roman Catholic Church
~ Sunset Nursing Home
~ Hickman Lowder

~ Noble Laureates
~ DHS/FEMA
~ DHS/USCG
~ Jon of London
~ North Collier - Health Park
~ North Collier - Outpatient
~ Physicians Primary
~ Prudential (WCI) Communities
~ Best Moving & Storage
~ Commercial Cleanup
~ Fields Door and Hardware
~ Richard L. Bowen & Assoc.
~ Naples Marina
~ Naples Land Yacht Harbor
~ Banfield Vet Clinic
~ St. Cecilia Catholic Church
~ Epiphany Catholic Church
~ Naples Beach and Golf Hotel
~ Coverall Cleaning Concepts
~ Lee County Human Services Dept.

~ Forbes Listed Millionaires
~ USDOJ
~ Howard Hanna Real Estate Services
~ Capital Properties Management
~ Frontline Services
~ Famicos Foundation
~ PEPSI Co.
~ Verizon Wireless
~ ZOM Living
~ Pharmaceutical Resource
~ Truly Nolan
~ Villas at Greenwood Lakes
~ Wyndemere Homeowners Assoc.
~ Benjamin Rose Institute
~ Cleveland Hts. Office on Aging
~ Lowes Home Improvement
~ Methodist Weekly Day School
~ Hoarding Connection of Cuyahoga County
~ Collier County Human Services Dept.
~ RE/MAX

~ World Renowned Real Estate Developers
~ T.J. Corbally Detective Agency
~ Western Reserve PM
~ Community Partnership on Aging
~ Howard Hanna Property Management
~ Geauga County Human Services Department
~ SORRENTO Bonita Springs Florida Condos
~ Pelican Landing In Bonita Springs Florida
~ Cuyahoga County Division Adult Protective Services
~ City of Naples Florida
~ Case Western Reserve University
~ Colliers: Global Commercial Real Estate Services
~ Cuyahoga County Solid Waste District
~ The Thea Bowman Center
~ NASA Lewis Research Center
~ Rocky River Senior Center
~ City of Cleveland Adult Protective Services
~ Club Pelican Bay
~ Kids Health 20/20
~ Keller Williams

Delegate Your Essential Tasks to Trusted Professionals.

The Western Abode of Ablution

YUK, LLC

3857 Birch Street, #3216

Newport Beach, CA 92660

The Eastern Sanctorium

YUK, LLC

3695 Green Rd, #22073

Beachwood, OH 44122

Beachwood, OH. * Naples, FL. * Laguna Beach, CA. * Alexandria, VA.

https://cleaningforareason.org/yuk-is-cleaning-for-women-battling-cancer/

Ohio Department of Public Safety
License Number: 20182100261406

Dun & Bradstreet D-U-N-S® Number: 118491156

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We accept:

Visa - MasterCard - AMEX - Discover

All Ethical Fixers are Level 2 Background Checked

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